Justin P.H. Dixon

Pat Dollface

Brian "I only play bass on one song" Sheahan

Daniel "Awesome" Kelley

The best last-minute band ever!!!

"Little" Drummer Boy:

PLEASE POST MY BAIL!!!

The power went out for "Feliz Navidad"!!

Because we rocked too damn hard.

We're like Mexican rockstars!

OLE!!!!!

Girlfriends got in free!!

We had some of the best fans in the world there!!

That's all. Next year will be at least as awesome.