Some of you may have had the pleasure of meeting Jamal over Spring Break. He's the coolest dog in the world, and those of you who were lucky enough to be graced by his presence now know that first-hand. So check it out - Dan's Spring Break 2003:
Gotta start with Justin flipping off the camera!
...can't leave Belmont without some of this:
So then we head home, and what's on the way home? Why, Metropolis, Illinois, of course - home of the "gigantic" Superman statue!
"Dan, make sure nobody drives by..." "Why, Justin?"
"THIS IS WHY!"
Superman kinda dwarfs Jamal...
"I'm a BIG BWOH!" / Dan Kelley Rules (and Jamal)
Man, we are awesome!
MWAY?!?!
Don't mess with Tha Joos, especially if you're Clark Kent
Jamal knows what he likes
...the first sunlight I saw in 3 weeks!!!!!!
So... what's there to do in St. Chuck?
What's that you say?
GINGHAM'S!!!!!!!!!!
Can you memorize the breakfast specials? I can!
Best house dressing EVAR!!!j
Like brother, like ... brother
Jamal loves GINGHAM'S!!!!!
Dan Kelley rules GINGHAM'S!!!!!!!
I guess we could go to the mall...
So St. Charles sucks... everyone's either in school, or away at school... so I will take Jamal with me to Rolla (woohoo!)
Warrenton: you know you're in a hillbilly town when you have a strip mall with an old beat up Kroger, a Dollar General, and an ORSCHELN!
He likes the scenery
The drive down there is pretty cool - Missouri wine country rules!
He just couldn't decide what he wanted to eat
Jamal invades UMR!
So Rolla sucked too. Jamal said there weren't enough bitches. So I took him to Kirksville to visit the kind folk at Truman!
...and what does he do? He shows hit shit-disturbing prankster side! Go Jamal!!
The Jamal-meister... makin' copies... (of his ASS!)
"So, what's up dawg? This is a great school... FOR ME TO POOP ON!"
Then the bastard tried pulling the fire alarm!
He's got him some fiiiiine bitchez
Enjoying the Mardi Gras festivities, Jamal?
All that lovin' made him feel the need to go back to his H4X0r roots
Well, time for more lovin'!
Now for a bite to eat
Enough of that apartment... time to invade Ryle Hall!
More specifically, room 370... JHOEM & JARGON!
H4X0r JARGON'S L337 B0X!j
Back to St. Chuck...
So what are we doing after you get off work, Rosemary?
GINGHAM'S!!!!!!
Jamal's had a long week of travel. He just needs to kick back and relax...
...check out the menu (as if he were gonna eat something!)...
...have a sugar packet or two...
...have some Surge...
...and have a smoke!
Does anyone ever know what Mike's talking about?
You know, Mike certainly does have an odd effect on people...
...and so does Jamal!
Add this one to the collection, shitbag!
Another night at GINGHAM'S!!!
Joe and Mike are enjoying it, at least
...as are Justin and Quinton!
So Mike told us to meet at Cuppa Joe... We went...
Saw a guy playing piano...
Jamal got something to drink
...and we chilled
Apparently we weren't going there, we were supposed to go to Mike's...
FOR THIS?!?!
What comes down must go up... THE ASS!
"Wouldn't it be easier to change the fire alarm battery by standing on the couch?!"
Hide in the bathroom to attack Mike!
Mmmmm Hmmmm
StrongDan!
Unfortunately, Spring Break must come to an end. But I got to take a really cool picture from the car!
...my next album cover:
And Justin left me a surprise in the bathroom in Paducah!!
Home Sweet Home!
That's all. Go away. Come to Nashville and see Jamal and me!
poor Waylon Wastamelon. That guy rules.
...I guess it's probably because he doesn't eat!
I reprimanded him... right after getting the picture, of course
Where's Snoop Dogg when you need him? STUFFED ANIMALS GONE WILD!
"Nonsense! This way!"
